real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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