so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
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She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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