People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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