NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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