oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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