I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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