Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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