I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
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well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
ok first of all what the fuck
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