It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
