Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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