My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Will exercising make me less horny?
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