a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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