Are we in a gay sports bar?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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