hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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