I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I just want to make out with him forever
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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