I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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