I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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