it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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