Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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