They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
