I must be too annoying 4 u.
if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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