chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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