Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
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I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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