your room smells of hookers.
And success
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Randomize
