i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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