THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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