Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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