And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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