Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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