anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm really busy with my period
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