I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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