No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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