just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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