let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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