I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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