Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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I AM VODKA MAN
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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