3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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