blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
