First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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