chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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