I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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