Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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