my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
it was like eating out sand paper
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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