my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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