Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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