Non-Jews are for practice
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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