clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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