Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
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I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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