.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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