He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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