And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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