you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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