LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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