I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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