no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
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Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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