Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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