if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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